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HULU PRESENTS

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A HULU ORIGINAL

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[♪ theme song plays]

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SOME EVENTS HAVE BEEN DRAMATIZED.

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[broken glass]

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[♪ end of theme song]

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[♪ space adventure music plays]

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[buzzes]

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- [metal bang]
- [Fry growls]

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Where is this park
trampolines and strip club

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with an open ice cream bar?

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It doesn't exist.

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I only lied to you so you would come with me.

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Actually let's see...

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[sentimental]
...to my beloved Grandmatron.

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Your grandmother?

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I thought she lived in Mexico.

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Or... Or... Or maybe "Mexico"?

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No, he moved to a retirement home
to be close to me,

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his oldest and most negligent grandson.

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RETIREMENT HOME
AND RECYCLING CENTER

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[Bender singing scat]

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[wheelchair rattling]

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[can banging]

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[robot screaming]

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- [wheelchair hitting]
- [robot groans]

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[♪ soft music plays]

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[knocks on door]

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Mrs. Rodriguez? He has visitors.

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Is it decent?

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Is she alive?

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- [door squeaks]
- Very good.

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[Grandmatron buzzing]

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Oh, Benderito!

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Come give me a kiss
for every month you didn't visit me.

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[quick kisses]

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Wait, I think there are about six more to go.

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Hey, this is my friend, Fry.

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Kiss him for a while.

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OK.

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- [Grandmatron kissing]
- [metal bangs]

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Ouch! Robot kisses hurt.

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So, grandmother,
why did you leave Mexico?

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Not corrupt enough?

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Oh, Bender, the family,

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They don't want me around anymore.

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Aah. Why are you so old and useless?

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No, they don't want me to smoke and drink

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and curse in front of the little ones.

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Those bastards!

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Ah, who needs them
when I have my favorite grandson

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and alcohol? [laughs]

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Here's to that!

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[clinking]

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[Bender and Grandpatron gobbling]

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[glass shattering]

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[both burping loudly]

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[dining room bustle]

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[chewing] I don't mind being here.

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There is so much to do.

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Eat, go back to our room,

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eat, go back to our room,
eat, go back to our room,

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- eat, come back...
- Hey, do you remember

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those homemade tortillas
what did you use to do?

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Gosh, those were good.

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Ah, too much work.

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The tortillas here are
good enough for me.

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[♪ somber music plays]

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[sighs]

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[chewing slowly]

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That was a nice lunch.

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Why don't you stay for dinner,
which is it at this moment?

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Oh no, thanks.

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But I will return at some point.

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Maybe next year.

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Wait! Before you go,

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I have something to tell you.

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Can't wait a year?

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Before leaving Mexico,

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I sold my tortilla business
for a fortune.

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I was planning to leave you
a lot of money in my will.

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Really?

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So if you die right now,
Will I be rich?

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No, no, no, no,
I just wanted to tell you

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that I gave it away.

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- That? [grumping]
- [metal bangs]

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I sent it to my boyfriend, Sebastian.

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Isn't he handsome?

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I promised to invest it for me.

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I just needed initial capital

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for a bridge loan
to create great cash flow.

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Oh, grandma, what an idiot!

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They are scamming you.

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No, it's not like that.

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He loves me!

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He doesn't even care
that I be rich.

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Time for your oil thinners!

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[splash, hiss]

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Scam, huh?

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- Yes, they are common here.
- [Grandpatron gobbles]

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You know, we were voted number one
in the most scammed retirement homes.

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I saw that!

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So it is a scam?

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Oh my God,
How could I be so stupid?

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[crying] I thought he loved me.

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But who would want
an old piece of junk like me?

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[crying]

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[♪ melodramatic music plays]

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[Bender crying inconsolably]

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It's so sad!

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My poor, poor inheritance.

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If only there was a way

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to get revenge on this fraudulent stud.

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Hey, I have an idea!

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Can you tell us or not?

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Suppose Bender came in
to the undercover retirement home

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like an old robot
to attract the scammer?

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Sounds fun, I'll do it!

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[♪ exciting music plays]

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[viewfinder clicks]

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That's it. Now, we will apply a cycle
rapid heating and cooling

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to cause metal fatigue.

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- Is it going to hurt?
- Yeah.

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Hot, hot, hot!

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Cold, cold, cold!

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[metal creaking]

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And finally, the most important part,

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the Temblophone!

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A used phone exclusively
by stupid old men.

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I mean, it's like a scam magnet!

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Anyone with one of these
It's easy prey.

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Oh wait.

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That's my Temblophone.

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This is yours.

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[♪ melodious music plays]

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Lord, uh... [sighs]

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Mordecai Kemecago?

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I.

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Needs to reposition
so you don't have ulcers.

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Can you turn on your side?

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Yes, but could you do it for me?

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Hey, okay.

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[growling] Let's take him...
here!

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[exhales loudly]

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[Shakephone ringing]

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[arm buzz]

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Bender, Sebastian is calling you.

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That's your phone number.

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That?

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Oh right, the scammer.

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I will tear him limb from limb!

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[Tumblephone beeps]

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Who the hell do you think you are?

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[♪ sensual music plays]

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Hey, also, who are you?

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<i>I'm Daniella, silly.</i>

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<i>And you are handsome.</i>

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[snarl, visor click]

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[metallic screech]

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[visor clicking, eyes buzzing]

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[♪ saxophone music plays]

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[♪ upbeat music plays]

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[Bender singing scat]

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So how did it go, Bender?

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Did the scammer contact you?

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No, he never called.

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Impossible!

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You had the Temblophone!

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However, I did receive a call
of a beautiful lady.

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And I'm in love.

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[Temblophone click]

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It's good, right?

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Furthermore, he offered me
some fabulous investments.

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Bender, I would love to
that you will find a girlfriend,

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because you would be here much less.

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But they are scamming you.

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Scamming?

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[laughing slyly]

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Oh, you are so wrong.

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She offered me
some unmissable actions.

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On his farm.

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- [everyone grunts]
- Oh, brother.

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Ugh, I wouldn't even believe it.

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And I just found out
of the truth about the Tooth Fairy!

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I'm sorry, friend,
she only buys human teeth.

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They are just jealous
because I found love.

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We talked for hours
of our favorite movies,

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our favorite music,

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bank account numbers,

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Yes, things like that.

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Wait, what was that last one?

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Things like that.

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Now I've had enough
of you young people!

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[fabric breaking]

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[bubbling]

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I'm going to teach them.

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I'm going to visit Daniella
and I will make sweet love to him

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in front of our first class catfish.

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Aha. And where does "Daniella" live?
exactly?

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In an old mansion,
that's where!

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She, uh, didn't mention the exact address.

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It doesn't matter, we'll review the Temblophone!

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- [Tumbler chirping]
- Oh, Alabama.

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No, even worse, Mississippi!

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[♪ dramatic music plays]

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[brakes screech and hiss]

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[door creaking]

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VILLA SCAM
COLLAPSED PORCH HOME

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[mosquito buzz]

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[vibrating fly swatter]

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[crunching footsteps]

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Ah, there it is,

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Fool's Street No. 21.

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A little discreet for a mansion.

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[steps on grass]

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- [growling]
- [wood creaking]

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I love you too.

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I will be waiting
of that transfer, dear.

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[horn hanging]

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[hologram buzzing]

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[♪dramatic tone]

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Grandmatron, my love.

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It's your beloved stallion, Sebastian.

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- [♪ dramatic music plays]
- [prolonged gasp]

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I'm sorry I'm missing, baby.

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He played pickleball with the Pope.

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[door exploding]

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I'll call you back!

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How dare you, sir?

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You are scamming my poor
and innocent Grandmatron!

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[hologram buzzing]

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Hi, I'm Brittany.

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Ho, ho, ho, hello.

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I'm Bender, baby.

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So, I want to tell you about
of a very special investment

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with incredible returns.

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Oh really? That would be...

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Hey, enough already!

239
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That probably won't work!
with me this time!

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Who are you really?

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[sighs]

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[hologram buzzing]

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[with southern accent]
My real name is Idabelle Sue.

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[♪ soft music plays]

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Jaba-jaba.
Is this what you really look like?

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Aha. That's why I can't
use my real face.

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I'm too pretty to be credible.

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That's so sad.

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Would a little money help?

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- [metallic screech]
- [bills fluttering]

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Hey, stop it!

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How could you?

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You cheated on my grandmother
and you stole all their savings.

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I was going to steal those savings!

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I'm very sorry for lying so much.

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I feel terrible
when I think about it,

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which I don't do often.

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So your favorite band
Isn't it Hoobastank?

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- No.
- And there never was a farm?

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Of course there is a farm!

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Who would lie about a farm?

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[door creaks]

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Come on, I'll show you.

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- [♪ light music plays]
- [water splashing]

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Are you waterproof?

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I am 40% waterproof!

267
00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,222
- [metal bangs]
- [water jet]

268
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,850
[♪ light music plays]

269
00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,935
[splash]

270
00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,688
- [boat creaking]
- [Bender gurgling]

271
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,816
[soft splash]

272
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,610
Oh, I love catfish.

273
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,820
Since I was a young coaxer,

274
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,156
all I wanted was
a farm of them.

275
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,033
I love everything about them.

276
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,159
Except eat them.

277
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,368
They are disgusting!

278
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,746
Ugh! So slimy. Guacala!

279
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,206
It's really beautiful.

280
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,792
nothing but mud
as far as the eye can see.

281
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:48,045
My only crime was to tell
to people that it was a good investment.

282
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,255
Well, that and saying
that I was in love

283
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,174
and steal all their savings.

284
00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,927
I was so wrong about you, Idabelle.

285
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,096
I wish I could do something to help.

286
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,263
Do you have money?

287
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,307
No, I'm practically broke.

288
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,519
But I have a rich friend
with a Temblophone.

289
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,771
- [♪ suspenseful music plays]
- [Shakephone ringing]

290
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,022
POSSIBLE SCAM

291
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,732
Talk to me, baby.

292
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,150
Oh, hello, Bender.

293
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,152
A good investment you say?

294
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,321
A catfish farm you say?

295
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,990
I like what I'm hearing, you say.

296
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,202
[by phone] <i>I'm going there
with a load of money!</i>

297
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,037
Cargo? With "C"?

298
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,664
Ah, actually it doesn't matter.

299
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,124
Any letter is fine.

300
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:29,753
<i>I'll be there tomorrow with a million
of dollars in small bills.</i>

301
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,797
Ta-ta!

302
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,840
[all cheering]

303
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,675
Excellent work, Professor!

304
00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,385
Very convincing!

305
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:40,097
You really seemed
a foolish and desperate old man.

306
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,891
Let's recover
everything those thieves stole

307
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,101
and more!

308
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:47,229
[♪ victorious music plays]
- It's time to scam the scammers.

309
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,647
[♪ music stops abruptly]

310
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,066
Scammers?

311
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,735
[♪ suspenseful music plays]

312
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,656
[ship hum]

313
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,784
VILLA SCAM
COLLAPSED PORCH HOME

314
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,371
[Leela] Take off!
Oh wait, we're here.

315
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,248
Listen, people.

316
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,710
This bag contains
the supposed million dollars.

317
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,546
Each roll has on the outside
a genuine bill.

318
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:16,133
But inside, there is nothing else
What Planet Express coupons.

319
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,217
[Teacher laughing]

320
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,343
Now this is the plan.

321
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,180
I'll call Bender and tell him
They stopped us for speeding.

322
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,264
I love it!

323
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,348
Because?

324
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,560
We will tell them that the ship was seized
with the money inside.

325
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,811
And to get it back,

326
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,647
we have to pay $1,000
as a seizure fee.

327
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:34,902
So if you want your million dollars,
They must give us a thousand first.

328
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,696
Then we give them our fake money
and we fled!

329
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,865
Hurrah! I'm scamming my friends!

330
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,450
- [siren hooting]
- Damn!

331
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,452
I have a smokey hot on my heels.

332
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,287
That's what it says here, right?

333
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:48,165
- [siren continues]
- [turn signal]

334
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,959
- [hiss]
- [tires screeching]

335
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,044
[door slams]

336
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,255
[steps on gravel]

337
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,340
[tapping]

338
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,426
[rolling down window]

339
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:02,471
I'm Burl Hooten,
Villa Estafa County Commissioner

340
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,181
and this is Deputy Commissioner Chanchullo.

341
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,183
Now, do you know why I stopped you?

342
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,809
Were we... speeding?

343
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,353
Sure, that sounds good.

344
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,355
Scam, call the tow truck.

345
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,232
[Screaming scam]

346
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,983
COMMISSIONER HOOTEN'S CRANES

347
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,986
- [speeding up]
- [friction]

348
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,823
The seizure fee
It's a thousand dollars.

349
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,200
[clears throat and spits]

350
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,284
[metal nut rattles]

351
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,703
- [tires screeching]
- [engine revving]

352
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,830
Well, this is a disaster.

353
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,123
[sighs] Yes.

354
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,251
No, wait, it's perfect!

355
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,879
Everything is going accidentally
according to plan!

356
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,673
- [♪ suspenseful music plays]
- [phone ringing]

357
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,342
Cindy, honey!
I'm sorry I missed our date.

358
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,135
I was kidnapped by the president.

359
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,428
Uh-oh, here it comes!

360
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,805
- [hangs horn]
- [cloth tearing]

361
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,056
[hologram buzzing]

362
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:49,101
Hello! Thanks for the transfer, Hal.

363
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,560
To the? Salt!

364
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,605
I can't wait for our wedding tomorrow.

365
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,732
I must go buy a dress!

366
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,068
[hologram buzzing]

367
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,862
You are quite a da Vinci
scamming people.

368
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,656
That's why I love you, baby.

369
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,616
By the way, I love you, baby.

370
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:09,413
[♪ romantic music plays]

371
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,373
[Shakephone ringing]

372
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,541
[metallic creak]

373
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,751
Investor Relations,
talk JimmyRealName.

374
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,961
How do I direct your money?

375
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,879
Hello, Bender?

376
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,090
[Bender]
<i>Professor! Oh, I was so worried

377
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,216
<i>when I didn't hear from you.</i>

378
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,301
<i>How is your cash?</i>

379
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,927
Still totally real.

380
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,929
But we suffered a small calamity.

381
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,639
We were fined for speeding.

382
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,391
Aha, aha.

383
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,851
Uoo, ooo, ooo.

384
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,645
Do we give you a thousand
and you give us a million?

385
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,230
- Deal!
- [metallic screech]

386
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,066
I don't know, it sounds like a scam.

387
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,569
No way. My friends are very nice.

388
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,195
Come on, let's scam them.

389
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:46,117
[♪ dark jazz music plays]

390
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,080
VILLA BANK SCAM

391
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,875
I'd like to cash a check, son.

392
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,462
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Hey, what's a check?

393
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,922
I can't remember it.

394
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,549
But I would like to change it.

395
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,178
I'll have to pretend
I'm going to talk to the manager.

396
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,722
[shuffling steps]

397
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:13,352
- [Bender babbling]
- [metallic tapping]

398
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,729
Wait a second, this is not going to work.

399
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,106
Since the ship was actually seized,

400
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,276
we will need to spend the $1,000
to get it back.

401
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,487
That's not scamming scammers!

402
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,698
- [Fry and Amy exclaim]
- Oh, poor fools.

403
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,408
While you fooled around,

404
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,911
<i>I replaced the normal ATM keyboard</i>

405
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,955
<i>with my special scam board.</i>

406
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,332
It was very simple!

407
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,251
Well, yes we can cash your check.

408
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,879
You know, I think I'd rather keep it.

409
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,090
[shuffling steps]

410
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,341
Ugh, finally!

411
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,801
I thought I would have to kill her.

412
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,594
Good afternoon, sweetheart.

413
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,596
I want to make a withdrawal.

414
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,722
Very good.

415
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,477
Enter the amount in this
new keyboard that I don't recognize.

416
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,187
[Teacher]
It's like a normal keyboard,

417
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:01,274
except that the decimal point
It's actually a tiny zero.

418
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,986
So when she types
thousand <i>dot</i> zero, zero,

419
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:09,366
actually she is entering
a thousand <i>zero</i>, zero, zero!

420
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,700
Is that even a number?

421
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,412
Yes. A million dollars!

422
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,496
[all cheering]

423
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,373
In hard cash.

424
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,709
[Clarence] Eight hundred...

425
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,670
Nine hundred...

426
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,339
Oh, by your God!
Could you move slower?

427
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,590
Sure.

428
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,676
Thousand...

429
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,636
do...

430
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,638
lares...

431
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,890
Ugh!

432
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,891
[steps moving away]

433
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,768
One thousand one hundred...

434
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,062
One thousand two hundred...

435
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,313
Follow him.

436
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,774
CORRALON

437
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,026
They have paid everything, good people.

438
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,736
They can fly by whenever they want.

439
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,821
Shenanigans?

440
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,573
[Deputy Commissioner Chanchullo hooting]

441
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,616
- [grid rattling]
- [Shenanigan screeches]

442
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,911
[steps on gravel]

443
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,915
[propellant crackle]

444
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,293
[hydraulic hiss]

445
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,296
Here you go.
My million dollar savings

446
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,965
to invest in your farm.

447
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,093
- [suspenseful music plays]
- [zipper squeak]

448
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,056
[♪ suspenseful music continues]

449
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,974
It seems to be in order.

450
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,728
Now just sit down
while the profits come.

451
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,522
[both laughing slyly]

452
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,316
[crew snickering]

453
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,777
[platform buzz]

454
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:32,157
[everyone cheering and yelling]

455
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,868
We did it! We scammed the scammer!

456
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,953
And also to our good friend Bender!

457
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,788
- For your own good.
- Sure.

458
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,041
Come on, let's celebrate
and let's get drunk

459
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,459
before flying home.

460
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,045
[all cheering]

461
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,965
[♪ tense suspenseful music plays]

462
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,842
What can I serve you, officers?

463
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,844
I'll have a Dr. Pepper,

464
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,971
and a banana daiquiri for him.

465
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,056
[hits bar]

466
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,390
[hooting racket]

467
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,602
He says not with too much banana.

468
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,105
I'm so sorry I thought
that your friends were scammers.

469
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,273
They are actually idiots.

470
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,358
I told you!

471
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,818
- [loud burp]
- [flame roaring]

472
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,779
[♪ suspenseful music plays]

473
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,155
Keep serving!

474
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,782
[bottle clinking]

475
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,991
[Leela sipping]

476
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,117
Oh.

477
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,328
Hey, they have an old jukebox!

478
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,412
[jukebox click]

479
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,664
"Dancing Queen",

480
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,916
- "Everybody Dance Now"...
- [snaps]

481
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,418
Oooh! "Hypno Dance" by Coco Charm.

482
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,711
I invite

483
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,255
[coin clacking]

484
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,839
I'm just happy
that you bags of meat

485
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,467
they finally realize
that Idabelle is not a scammer.

486
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,511
I thought her name was Daniella.

487
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,637
One way or the other.

488
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,805
[record taps]

489
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:40,225
- [♪ upbeat dance music plays]
- [everyone cheering]

490
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:44,187
[all laughing and cheering]

491
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,855
- Shake it off!
- [everyone stomps and applauds]

492
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,232
- [scratching record]
- [music turns off]

493
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,316
[all] What?

494
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,401
[slurping]

495
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,986
Put your feet where I can see them.

496
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,070
[cocks gun]

497
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,073
Do you think you can come
just like that to my city

498
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,950
and shake your things?

499
00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:00,370
Here in Villa Estafa,
Dancing is a crime!

500
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:03,081
Oh please! That's very stupid.

501
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,668
Lady, you all face
a dozen felony charges

502
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,254
<i>hot dance</i>
with the intention of <i>footloose.</i>

503
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,673
There's nothing silly about that.

504
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,882
[Laughing joke]

505
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,010
Shenanigans!

506
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,847
[♪ solemn music plays]

507
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:22,392
Gosh, it's like a sauna
inside a portable toilet...

508
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,812
I hope everyone enjoyed
his night in jail.

509
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,938
We didn't do it.

510
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,316
Is there any form
of satisfaction that can fill?

511
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,400
There isn't.

512
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,152
And they can wait
more of the same

513
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,528
until they deposit their bail.

514
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,696
How much does it cost?

515
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,032
A huge sack of money,

516
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,743
that's what it costs.

517
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:40,827
[Bender sighs]

518
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,497
Woo-hoo! This is a lot of ears.

519
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,458
Which is the exact amount.

520
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,335
- [thud]
- Everyone can go.

521
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,544
[steps on floor]

522
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,463
[hooting]

523
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,798
Aah, how cute!

524
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,550
Stop spoiling him, Amy!

525
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,635
[buzzing scrolls]

526
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,345
What the hell?

527
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,680
[whizzing in slow motion]

528
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,099
Damn it! This loot is fake!

529
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,267
Stop them, Racketeer!

530
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,727
- [screeching]
- [viscous click]

531
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,020
- [thud]
- Wow!

532
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,105
That is a very unripe banana!

533
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:13,193
- [♪ dramatic music plays]
- [crew gasping]

534
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,527
Prepare to take off!

535
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,154
Because that's what I'm doing!

536
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,864
[roar of propellers]

537
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,616
[deactivating]

538
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,993
Damn, we have a flat propeller!

539
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,703
I'll roll out the tires!

540
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,829
Tires?

541
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,331
- [bang]
- [tires knocking]

542
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,624
[car engine starting]

543
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,960
- [engine revving]
- [tires screeching]

544
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,755
[♪ dramatic music plays]

545
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,090
[siren ringing]

546
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:39,094
- [tires screeching]
- [honks]

547
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,930
[siren ringing]

548
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,932
[honk]

549
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,768
Make a right through those brambles!
I know a way!

550
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,478
- [tires screeching]
- [branches creaking]

551
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,646
[siren ringing]

552
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,730
[squeaky trowels]

553
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,651
[Commissioner and Scam shouting]

554
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,486
[branches creaking]

555
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,655
Be careful! Let's go to the lake!

556
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,240
But that's my catfish farm!

557
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,493
Enough! It is not necessary
keep pretending it's real.

558
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,370
- [siren continues]
- [trees creaking]

559
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,747
COLLAPSED BRIDGE AHEAD
AND ALSO A LITTLE TWISTED

560
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,499
[siren ringing]

561
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,583
What do we do?

562
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,751
The bridge is collapsed!

563
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,086
Speed ​​up, mommy!

564
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,713
- [stomp on the accelerator]
- [squeak]

565
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,425
[engine revving
in slow motion]

566
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,968
[bang]

567
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,010
[bills fluttering]

568
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,470
[♪ dramatic music plays]

569
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,264
[siren ringing]

570
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,392
[ship humming]

571
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,519
[Commissioner Hooten]
Ding-dong-damn!

572
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,229
[windshield whirring]

573
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,231
[♪ dramatic music continues]

574
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,316
[impacting vehicles]

575
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:39,321
[everyone grunting]

576
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,324
[bills fluttering]

577
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,120
[Idabelle] It's something nice.

578
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,372
Like lilies in a Monet.

579
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:53,711
- [♪ placid ballet music plays]
- [splash]

580
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,380
[water splashing]

581
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,676
I admit that I have been scammed
in every way possible.

582
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,512
But my jurisdiction ends
on that bridge,

583
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,473
so if ever
they get that money back,

584
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,350
they will have to come
to the other side to bribe me.

585
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,978
[hooting racket]

586
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,980
[♪ upbeat music plays]

587
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,732
There's just something I don't understand.

588
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,942
Where did it all come from
that real money in heaven?

589
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,027
From Heaven?

590
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,862
Don't you understand, Bender?

591
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,490
Clearly I just said no.

592
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,700
We scammed you and Idabelle.

593
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,286
She thought she had withdrawn
thousand dollars,

594
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,079
but it was actually a million!

595
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,915
[laughing out loud]

596
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,168
The old trick of
zero-decimal on the keyboard.

597
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,213
Bingo! and I hope you have
learned your lesson, miss,

598
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,090
because all that money
It came from <i>your</i> account.

599
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,092
Yes, not entirely.

600
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,178
I never spend money
of my own account.

601
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,388
Oh. So whose account was it?

602
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,140
- From Bender's grandmother.
- That?

603
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,391
[arm buzz]

604
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,893
BANK STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT

605
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,520
Nope! My money!

606
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,146
[Grandmatron crying]

607
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,524
you scammed everyone
the ones that mattered to me:

608
00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,109
to me and slightly my grandmother.

609
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,320
And now, you scammed me

610
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,448
the only thing i thought
that they could never scam me...

611
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,533
[crying]

612
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,617
...my heart.

613
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,701
[♪ melancholic music plays]

614
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:09,994
- Idabelle...
- [gasp]

615
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,372
...will you marry me?

616
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,914
[♪ music fades]

617
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,333
Oh, Bender. I'm sorry, but...

618
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,252
I'm in love with someone else.

619
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,920
I will kill him! Who is it?

620
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,380
Is it very big?

621
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,382
- [monitor turning on]
- I was planning to scam him,

622
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,133
but I fell in love.

623
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:27,387
There was something so real about him.

624
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,806
But, but, but, but, but, but...

625
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:30,890
Come back soon.

626
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:31,975
In fact, don't do it.

627
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,101
[door slam]

628
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,435
[sad] But.

629
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,271
RETIREMENT HOME
AND RECYCLING CENTER

630
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,772
I'm sorry, grandma.

631
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,190
I lost all your money,

632
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,026
and then I waited six months
to come tell you.

633
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,571
[voice cut] They are a terrible grandson.

634
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,780
[crying]

635
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,951
Luckily, I am a fabulous grandmother.

636
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,369
[champagne bubbling]

637
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,745
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

638
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,497
What are you doing with a sexy mayorbot?

639
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,833
You are supposed to be
penniless thanks to me!

640
00:22:56,834 --> 00:23:00,753
I am the majority shareholder
on that farm, remember?

641
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,381
And the shares skyrocketed.

642
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,258
Oh, grandma, they're scamming you again.

643
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,801
Give me your phone.

644
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,721
[dial tone]

645
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,808
How dare you scam
to my grandmother for the third or fourth time?

646
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:14,893
It's not a scam.

647
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,352
Business is going from strength to strength!

648
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,187
The fish started
to reproduce like crazy

649
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,190
once they ate
those nutritious bills.

650
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,109
<i>So my grandmother
Is she really rich?</i>

651
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,236
<i>Wait, is it too late
to get into this?</i>

652
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,323
I'm sorry, Bender,
It's just that I don't need more money.

653
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,407
That?

654
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,160
Are you rejecting
a perfect opportunity to scam me?

655
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,412
I have lost all respect for you!

656
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,080
- [Idabelle] <i>Okay.</i>
- [hangs up phone]

657
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,790
- [offline tone]
- [Bender sighs]

658
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:38,875
You know what?

659
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,419
What does it matter if I lost
to the love of my life?

660
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,757
It just means that I have
more love to give you, Grandmatron.

661
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,759
[soft] And you won't live forever.

662
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,843
[naughty laugh]

663
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,762
[Grandmatron laughs]

664
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,097
Yes I will.

665
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,144
[♪ theme song plays]

666
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,183
IN MEMORY OF RENÉE VICTOR

667
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,186
[water dripping]

668
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:43,190
[♪ fanfare plays]


